hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

(Source: lntelligent)

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ginnywheezy:

Harry James Potter (b. 31 July, 1980) was a half-blood wizard, the only child and son of James and Lily Potter, and one of the most famous wizards of modern times.

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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

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  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep

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bongdonurie:

don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life

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uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

(Source: guystud)

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justlookatthosesausages:

lumos5001:

is this what a comic con is like?

this is literally what a comic con is like

(Source: rtgeary)

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ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: grrrldivision)

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rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

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